She chops off her hair, runs away from home, and impersonates a man in the Chinese army.

(I cry when I get my hair trimmed.) Anyway, while she may be a serious force to be reckoned with, the Asian princess tries a little too hard when it comes to snagging her prince.

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It’s a tale as old as time: girl meets boy, girl obsesses over boy, and girl does something stupid to chase boy away.

You’re a girl, so he obviously knows (we hope) that you have boobs. Guys love a woman’s body, but let him have the opportunity to fall in love with your personality, too.

Also, if an evil octopus ever offers to make a deal with you in exchange for you vocals, just say no. Mulan: Be one of the guys (and like everything he likes) Mulan has moxie, tons of it.

You don’t have to be ladylike 24/7, but Mulan drops all grace and class, and even her manners. Please, do you really think he’s buying any of that?

Straying from the truth isn’t going to make a relationship work.

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In fact, come to think of it, our beloved Disney Princesses aren’t necessarily the greatest role models, to say the least — I don’t see a fairy godmother appearing at my doorstep ready to dress me to the nines.

So just where are our royal role models steering us wrong?

And it totally works: the less you wear and the quieter you are, the more likely you’ll be able to land the man of your dreams.